Fate's Mistake

You're a strange looking monkey.
Yeah, well that's because I'm technically an ape.
Weird. Does that mean you eat bananas?
Does being a horse mean you like to eat grass?
Good point. Wait.... Are you human?
I think so, though Wolverine would debate that and most people call me a monster.
My friend told me about creatures like you!
Oh, did she? Hopefully, she hasn't told you too much.
Like what?
Like that humans eat horses?
Oh, she told me about that, but she isn't sure if they were, what's the word... "Trolling," I think...
I do that for a living.
Who are you, anyway?
I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Princess. You mean to tell me you don't know me?! Deadpool, greatest mercenary of all time!!
If I should, it must have slipped my mind. Sorry.
Come on. I have a movie coming out and everything!
Our franchise just had our second movie!
I hate you already....



This is something I made long ago, and I was too ashamed to put it up before today. Well, here it is, something that should never happen, and at the same time, we want it sooooooo badly.

I do not own Deadpool or Pinkie Pie, yadda yadda yadda.